Plonker

Plonker:
Person of Little Or No Knowledge and Electrical Retarded

Ever got an Electrical shock because of sheer stupidty,therefore you are a PLONKER

by Moodygeezer May 27, 2009

Plonker

To be extremely drunk.

Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.
Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!

by gerbear85 May 29, 2008

Plonker

1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator

My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.

by Jack_Mier May 19, 2014

plonker

Chiefly British: A male paedophile (pedophile) - likes sexual activity with underage boys.

When I was twelve I was walking my bike in the park when this plonker came up to me said I had lovely legs, did I want to go with him. I got on my bike and took off! (This really happened!)

by Michiwawa March 20, 2012

plonker

an absolute nut case

luke don't, he will kill you, he's a plonker

by andy21224234324 September 7, 2013

Plonker

A poo poo in your pants

I just took a plonker in the toilet

by Chickenboii June 10, 2018

Plonker

When you miss an easy goal in football

You just missed and absolute plonker

by Chad man March 20, 2019