pulling my plod

To wind a person up....taking the piss

Alright mate I heard that Tottenham have signed Kaka "fuck off! your just pulling my plod"

by Genters October 20, 2008

Dirty PC Plod

When you get in a PC's car, and smash them so hard they start the sirens and the whole car shakes, whilst people watch and try to get in on the PC Plod action, usually through handjobs or feet tickling

You know that Noddy bloke, he right proper fucked PC Plod, he gave her a ripped Anus and everything, Even Big ears Joined in doing the Dirty PC Plod

by Ugg boy November 27, 2020

com plod

community support officer

cummunity support officer, com plod

by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009

On the plod

when ugly birds cruise for sex.

that slapper was on the plod alright.

by On the plod January 26, 2015

Dirty PC Plod

When the girl you are having sex with is a PC and you bang on the front wheel, whilst the sirens are off, making a loud noise and making people watch you rail their guts out

Noddy jus did a Dirty PC Plod, Big ears looked horrified, threw up all over dat mans Little Mushroom

by Ugg boy November 26, 2020

Plod

When a woman is on her period and she pees and bleeds at the same time.

"she plodded"

by expirts April 4, 2021

Donkey Plod

the action of a neurotypical individual capitalising off the innovations of a neurodivergent individual - effectively performing the obvious steps from start to finish without any creativity or additional contributions, taking credit for the idea as if it was their own.

Mia spent weeks researching and proposing a new integration system, and amongst the stress ends up burning herself out; Lucas casually approaches to fill in and implements the steps Mia laid out. He receives the credit for the amazing work as if it was his own - total Donkey Plod.

by whosyourdani October 27, 2025