played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.

The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

by multi-wall June 30, 2008

Well played

This statement is often used in place of "touché". However, "well played" shows more class. The proper use is when one has been defeated or has lost in a battle of words.

A: You realize that I just beat you at chess and in the argument about who would be a better president.

B: I know. Well played.

by BMWMUNK December 6, 2004

plaped

Extremely intoxicated, to the point of plapedness. See trashed, shit-faced, etc.

Dude, I'm gonna get PLAPED tonight!

by Durandal_7 March 25, 2007

Played yourself

When you done fucked up

Guy1: I'll have cereal
*pours milk in first, has no cereal*
DJ Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself

by DJ Khaledius August 31, 2016

Well Played, Mauer

The baseball equivalent of touche.

Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.

"My hugs can cure anything!"

'Even cancer?"

'Well played, Mauer."

by whiteeagle August 13, 2010

Played

When you start developing feelings for someone, because he/she shows interest in you with cute texts, when really he litteraly doesn't give a f*ck about you and just likes to flirt around with random people.

you : hey, there's something I need to tell you... For the past few months we've been getting closer and I think I actually like you...

the player : oh, that's cool.

you have just been played

by whatismylifeatthispoint February 10, 2020

Counter-played

(KAUn-ter-PLAI-d)
To be hit back with another move of the sort.

"The man counter-played the women's card"
"The bully's attack was counter-played"

by Word Knower December 23, 2012