Pissmonk

A chipmunk which has suffered the drenching of human urination and has thus become a religious symbol.

"Dear lord Pissmonk, bless our family with urinary health."

or

"Lord sufferin' dyin' Pissmonk! You scared the piss outa me!"

by Pissmunkforeskin June 10, 2023

Pission

To take an adventure when looking to drain the main vain

“Gee wiz I was looking for the troff and I ended up taking a few wrong turns. What a pission ey”
See mission

by Pission August 6, 2021

pission chylisics

someone who mis said clissions physics

Mom: "YOU KILLED ME WITH THE BOX"
me: "i didn't mean to it was the pission chylisics"
mom:...
me: "wait"...

by chariot man August 24, 2021

pissonmyhead

well doesn't that just stink?

got in my car, all ready to go, and realized i left something in the house i need. PISSONMYHEAD!!!

baking cookies and didn't hear the timer go off... PISSONMYHEAD!!!!

got pulled over for speeding... PISSONMYHEAD!!!

by marie455 December 9, 2007

pisson

freshman.

Stupid little pissons.
Go from being the shit to a pisson.

by b-rad an shaslob December 26, 2009

Pissoop

To pee and poop simultaneously.

I forgot to piss before I took that crap, and I didn't tuck in my weiner. I pissooped and pee went all over the place.

by LeChango October 12, 2009

Pissomnia

Inability to sleep because of having to piss too frequently

I had a horrible bout of pissomnia last night because I drank too much water after playing tennis.

by ShitDawg69 September 5, 2012