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Pinkerton-tier

When a scrub is supposed to show up for something then pretends to be doing something else to waste your time so they can claim the moral high-ground for "always being available" when in reality they just keep ducking you.
Bob was supposed to play our game on tuesday, then again on wednesday, now its friday and he says hes busy again!

Yeah hes total Pinkerton-tier!
by StingingArachnid February 25, 2019
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Pinkerton Academy

Pinkerton Academy (also reffered to as Pinkerton and PA) is school in the ghetto of Derry, New Hamphire. The school is primarily outside, which is both good and bad.

There are three towns that attend Pinkerton Academy. They are known as the Derry Druggies and the Hampstead Hicks. Then there is the town of Chester, but no one actually has ever met a chester kid, since there are only about 10 of them in the entire school's population (which is over 3,000). Most kids are from Derry.

A typical day at school is at least 50 fights, a bomb threat or two, and at least 10 kids being almost pushed down from the top floor of the science building when leaning over the railling. And a sighting of at least 100 kids doing soemthing ovbiously not school apropriate.

Freshman are not liked by the rest of the school. They are constantly puched around. Because of this, in 2009, a new "Freshman Academy" part of Pinkerton will be opened. Which everyone thinks is very dumb.

There are many separate buildings on the campus of Pinkerton. It takes 7 minutes to walk from class to class. Most people will not be in the same building for more than one class.
"Hey, did you see those two girls fighting outside of the Shepard Building at Pinkerton Academy this morning?"
"No, but I saw some near the science building, the English building, the chapel, the portables, the vocational building, the social studies wing, and the library."
"That's all?"
by Elizabeth--- January 11, 2009
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pinkerton academy

a school in derry new hampshire and everyone thinks it’s the best but it really sucks because there is sexual harassment, school shootings, and also gas spills all the time
1: did you know that pinkerton academy sucks
2: of course it does
1: THEY HAVE SEXUAL HARRASMENT
2: i know i saw it on WMUR
by and i oop skskkskskskks October 7, 2019
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pinkerton effect

in reference to the second studio album by the american rock band weezer, the pinkerton effect occurs when an album ranges from mid to dogshit on first listen, but one day suddenly clicks and becomes amazingly good and/or relatable
when youre four tracks into the feeding of the five thousand and the pinkerton effect edible hits
by worldlyshape August 18, 2025
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Nick Pinkerton

From the Latin word "pinkus," meaning "one with vagina," Nick Pinkerton is a controversial figure in public lore, as he possesses both female genitalia and a propensity to flirt with strong men. However, somehow Nick has escaped the public eye by masquerading as a male, despite his overwhelming femininity.
Nobody should have to meet Nick Pinkerton.
by Cvickst March 14, 2011
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Post-Pinkerton

A term used to describe the music of Weezer since 1996's "Pinkerton," which is believed by most to be the band's best work to date. Though some of Weezer's work since Pinkerton has done well (both The Green Album and "Make Believe" have gone platinum), the hardcore fanbase still holds every new release against Pinkerton as a measure of quality.

The term has also developed into a meme amongst Weezer fans as something similar to "Cool story, bro." Often times, sarcastic comments are made on Weezer message boards that include the phrase, "best ____ post-pinkerton" in the same spirit.
"Miss Sweeney," "Pig," "The Angel and the One," "Haunt You Every Day," "Prodigy Lover," and "The Prettiest Girl in the Whole Wide World" are all songs that are commonly held up as being on the higher end of Rivers Cuomo's Post-Pinkerton work.
by Lex Tex August 30, 2010
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Allan Pinkerton 433

i know who allan pinkerton 433 really is.....
by PeppaPigFan9 December 2, 2018
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