pimpindickular

When two pimps are geographically operating adjacent of one another.

You know, that phat cat whoz been working hiz hos on the strip pimpindickular to Snoop Dog and across from Rachael's.

by Motorbreath69 June 23, 2013

Pickledick

A small size gerkin dick that's all pimply

When John dropped his pants his girl laughed at his pickledick

by Old Man Peanut June 4, 2023

pimple dick

Some one who lusts for the popping of pimples. Person or persons whom cannot control their unholy thirst for the grease below the flesh

Billy Jenkins: F@#K! I hate my pimples!

Jamie Lynn Rudner: Oh why billy, may I have a look? If you dont mind do you think i could pop a few?

Billy Jenkins: ok, i guess...

Jamie Lynn Rudner: Yessss, this precious face fluid will go into my sugar dish until i have enough for the feast!!

Billy Jenkins: oh Jamie Lynn Rudner... Your such a pimple dick! (giggles ensue)

by zitqueenleah October 30, 2007

Pumpledink

To apply pressure on a very big zit with a pencil and only a pencil.

Stoner 1:"dude ! thats one big zit" *pumpledinks stoner 2*
Stoner 2: "dude stop pumpledinking me and take a fucking tar gause !"

by Cabbage Number 1 December 11, 2012

Pickledick

(n) The result of years of routine masturbation due to an inability to get laid. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form over time; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color.
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).

“Dude, I need a woman in my life”.

“I hear that. How’s your pickledick treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”

by ex1l3d September 17, 2020

piffledick

noun 1. An inherent fucker-offer that has assholish tendencies. 2. Someone that is mindless at times and unknowingly mean to others.

My friend has no idea how much of a piffledick she can be.

by JermTheKid October 1, 2021

Pickledick

Pickledick is a dick the size of a pickle

"You have a midget pickledick"

by 6_koji February 5, 2022