You picked the wrong house, fool!

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER

Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"

by Dmitri Strelnikov January 19, 2017

pilled out

to be very high on pills... mostly used when refering to opiod painkillers.

"I spend most of my time totally pilled out"

"Did you seen J last night?"
"Yeah she was so pilled out she was nodding off at the bar"

by J...... May 31, 2006

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

Big Smoke

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

AY, AY AY AY! BIG SMOKE! IT'S ME, CARL! CHILL, CHILL!

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

pilled

Originated from redpilling (the matrix), saying something is thingpilled is saying it is similar to that thing.

“That cloud is so skypilled.”
“What a maxpilled thing to say”

by hidden_haven_ August 16, 2022

Piss pilled

When someone is referred to as "Piss pilled", it means that they're generally bitter, resentful, and often angry/upset at/towards others for no reason, or an irrational reason. They are called "Piss pilled" as a take on the 1999 film The Matrix, in which there is an option for the protagonist to take the red or blue pill, each with a different consequence. In recent years, red and blue pills have garnered more attention and relevance in popular Internet culture, as they have gained deeper meanings, and more pills have been made up. Too long didn't read, taking the Piss pill means that you have chosen to live a life of "pissful ignorance," or a life where you are always pissed off and everything sucks for you.

Person 1: "Why's that guy such an a-hole? I didn't even do anything and he flipped me off and told me to go f myself!"

Person 2: "Ah don't mind Brian. He's Piss pilled. It's nothing personal he's just a jerk to everyone."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022

piked

To have not attended some event or function, typically with some poor excuse (such as not feeling like it, or for fear of some social interaction).

David, you piked out on my party. You better come next time!

by ben314 November 20, 2006

ADL pilled

Cause (someone) to have their perspective on Jews dramatically transformed to believe -
That Jews are always being victimised.
That Jews are not antigentiles.
That antigentilism doe not exist.
That antigentilism is a made up term by antisemites.
That any criticism of Jews and Isreal, and questioning the Holocaust, and anyone having an opinion that differs from that of Jews is unacceptable and is antisemetic.

Jews want everyone to be ADL pilled

by AnonDoxy April 24, 2023