Pilates in a Supermarket

You lost the frickin game you weiner, that's what it means. It means your mom. Oh speaking of her, can you ask herr to bring my wallet back home, I left it on her dresser after she sucked my toes.

Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no

LOVE ME ALEX

by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom May 9, 2019

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

Pontius Pilates

A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.

He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.

by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012

pilates

A group of pirates that speak Engrish.

Oh my! The pilates have raided my house and written mistranslated obsceneties all over my walls!

by Craig Riley March 21, 2005

Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.

Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.

by O. Walker October 15, 2007

Hottie Boom Bodie With The Naughty Pilates

When some1s really hott or sexy

When your just awsome enough 2 say it

He is a hottie boom bodie with the naughty pilates
Ya he is hot

or

Rachel and Lana are hottie boom bodies with the naughty pilates

by larlana January 3, 2008

Platus

When something is boring, dry, or overall uninteresting, it is "platus".

Bro that pussy is so platus.
This party is platus, let's dip.

by Tigerlahin April 4, 2021