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Piers Morganing

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
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"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."
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I’m half Puerto Rican and half Irish, so that makes me Pirish.
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Perish

A action to diminish, kill, or destroy another.
Peasant: Please help me, i'll do anything!
Obama: Anything?
Peasant: Yes, anything. Please save me!
Obama: Then Perish.
*Peasant dies immediately*
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Piercist

Sons and daughters of Pierce, believers of The Voluntas, followers of Piercism.

These are what Piercists are, these words describe us Piercists as a whole.
Cringe human : hey man I heard you joined the piercism group, piercism is kinda icky.

Sigma Piercist : at least im a Piercist cunt stfu you cant sacrifice children like me.
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Up periscope

The act of hiding a random, uncontrollable boner by directing it upwards and binding it against your waist with your belt or pants waistband.
I had a boner that would just NOT GO DOWN, so I up periscoped it.
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