Commonly know as Pecan Induced Dementia, this rare Medical
phenomenon causes brain
activity to drop to Melbournian
coffee shop barista levels after ingesting just 1 pecan nut, leaving the victim as useless as an arts degree. (Symptoms usually last around 3-5 hours)
“ gee Justin’s PID is in
full flight isn’t it, he’s got no idea
right now!!”
“Oi Justin! I know your PID is pretty severe right now but it’s your fucking shuffle joog!!”
“Justin’s PID must be going into remission, he’s starting to speak
something other than complete bullshit again”