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Photato

Photato:When you look like an udder mess in a picture. Crusty mayo lookin ass.
Example: Chad:bruh did you see Makenzie's post on the gram? She looked like a steaming bowl of mashed photatos Brad:yea breh but she looks like that every day
by beeper0 August 17, 2017
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Potart

A nound that can mean anything and can be used to describe anything
Stop being such a potart!
I totally got with a potart last night
by Most awesome thing ever February 6, 2013
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photato

A Photoshop clone intended for less computer savvy folk. Commercialized on television.
Photato is like a "Diet Photoshop".

At least the name is funny.
by nikkan_hanil July 12, 2004
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photard

These are the people who take photography classes at either a highschool or college level and think they are better than everyone else.
The photards tried to say tilting the camera was for artistic reasons when really they can't find a good way to frame the shot.
by flygirl23 December 22, 2010
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Photastrophy

noun; When a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc... in the exact position of your face - thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.
Person 1: That was a really nice picture of the group last night. Why were you not in the picture? I thought you were there...

Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.

Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.
by packersaregoinfortwo June 1, 2011
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Potarto

A type of potato that when cooked a certain way will make a series of noises similar to the sound of farting.
We cooked the potarto in the pot as my brother laughed over the sounds
by AnInterestingWord October 16, 2023
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Sniff my potarty

A phrase often used by esteemed scholars, politicians, writers and those generally in the know.

A potarty is the region between the balls and the leg which often becomes moist with physical activity, it can also mean the area under the shaft and between the balls, which also can become moist.

To sniff one’s potarty allows the sniffer to imbibe not only the smell of the ballicular region but also the spirit.
And for the sniffee it gives a strong sense of wellbeing.

Before the age of the internet, aristocrats would often pen letters to their loved ones encouraging them to “sniff my potarty”.

The word potarty needs to be pronounced in a slight Indian accent. And is a play on the word potato. Because the balls are often referred to as “potato” in many languages.
1: Dearest, may I please ask that you sniff my potarty?
2: Yessir I shall and would like to bequeath you my potarty hairs for your enjoyment.
2: Well that sounds very chollom.
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
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