phoning

A social phenomena occurring when a group of two or more people, who should be socializing, are all on their phones resulting in a momentary or prolonged silence.

I should be talking to my girlfriend over dinner, but instead she is instagramming on her iphone and i am defining "phoning" on urbandictionary.com. What a date. #phoning #2016

When the conversation slowed to a lull, we started phoning and pretended like we didn't know each other.

When I looked up from sending a text I realized all 7 of us were phoning and no one was talking.

"Look at that couple phoning over there. I wonder if they are sexting each other."

by machinegroup September 7, 2016

Ponking

The art of trying to have sex with your step sister

Yo my g I just ponked my sister
Ponking is great Ponking is fun Ponking is for everyone

by ilybiageslyb October 26, 2019

phonsin'

Anxiety from forgetting or losing your cell phone.

"I left my cell phone at home this morning and I'm phonsin' hardcore!"

by Cosado11 October 21, 2012

phonken

When your just tryna get phonky and you just start phonken😎 it

-“bro this party is so Lame i just wanna get phonky”
-“bro ignore the Lame and just start phonken😎”

*starts phonken😎 aggresively”

by phonk daddy May 19, 2022

phoning

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum

I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!

by Mister D October 18, 2004

Phoning

The act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man's/woman's body (doesn't matter what hole it is) and saying: "E.T. phone home".

I was phoning that hot crowdsurfer at the concert yesterday.

by Onset_Of_Putrefaction August 20, 2013

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008