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Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013
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fat phobe

A term that allows fat people to avoid accepting that they are fucking gross and it is their own fault. So, for instance, if you don't like fucking morbidly obese women, you are not a red-blooded American man, you are a "fat phobe".
A: You should try to pick up that girl.
B: I would, but the cankles, spider veins, and pendulous, flopping slabs of blubber don't really spark my desire.
A: Fat phobe!
by Gojogongua August 3, 2007
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cock a phobe

A lesbian, or a woman who has a phobia of male genitalia, or phalluce shaped objects.
1) Shes a right cock a phobe
2) See that rug muncher? Shes a cock a phobe.
by Ryan O'Neill March 19, 2007
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pink-a-phobe

a male who is afraid to wear pink becasue he thinks it makes him look gay
DAniel is such a pink-a-phobe!!
by crew monkey May 17, 2004
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phoba phobe

A person who is afraid of someone who they think has a phobia, just because they don't agree with them on an issue.
"That guy thinks gays shouldn't get married, what a phobe".
"Oh stop being a phoba phobe"!
by Rhgrafix April 12, 2010
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family-phobe

A person who fears that getting married, having children or engaging in family relationships will suck the fun and excitement out of their life. These people tend to believe that such relationships would restrict them from chasing their dreams, reaching their goals and living life the way they choose.
Family-phobes put off marriage until they have chased all their dreams. They put off having children until they have met all their goals. Family is something they get around to when there's nothing left to do. Family-phobes tend to be self absorbed. Their life revolves around their own entertainment, education, career, or cause.
by atomzer0 April 2, 2006
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Bo-phobe

Girl term used to describe men afraid of commitment. Should never be used by straight men.
Girl one: "So did Billy-boy ask you out?"

Girl two: (pissed) "Ugh, SUCH a bo-phobe."
by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009
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