hillbilly handball

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.

Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.

by Jazzual July 24, 2012

Chillbilly

A person who does not wish to operate by the ways of today's hustle and bustle society, but instead, chooses to enjoy and contemplate life more often in a chill state of mind.

Those chillbillies (chillbillys 'sic') know where it's at! They are like modern day philosophers.

by goose goose duck June 2, 2015

Hillbilly central

Rural lane county and douglas county, oregon

Guy 1: where are you headed these days?
Guy 2: hillbilly central

Guy 1: where?
Guy 2: hillbilly central is rural lane county and douglas county, oregon
Guy 1: makes sense

by Sumdumho September 12, 2014

Hillbilly hand grenade

An act of road rage in which a chewing tobacco user hurls an open canister "usually a soda bottle" full of aged, rancid tobacco spit at a fellow motorist, cyclist or pedestrian

Some asshole cut me off on the way to work so I chucked a hillbilly hand grenade into his open window.

by GoinHAM December 11, 2013

hillbilly engineering

Having to make due with what you have, because you know you won't be getting anything else. Creations that aren't sophisticated or pretty but they get the job done.

The system of cables they use to move cut timber down the mountain has got to be the ultimate in hillbilly engineering.

by knowman March 30, 2008

Hillbilly First Class

When you sit in the bulkhead seat in coach and are right behind the first class section.

I got lucky to sit in Hillbilly First Class on my trip home for Thanksgiving.

by creeolina November 26, 2010

Hillbilly Circumcision

When a hillbilly boy/man is getting a blow job from his sister/cousin you kick her in the jaw taking of foreskin and some of the penis, it all depends how deep his penis is down her through.

I heard Jill's boyfriend walked in on Jack and Jill when they were having sex. He he kicked Jill in the jaw and gave Jack a hillbilly circumcision.

by Crystaltoe December 7, 2015