pflook

To engage in sexual intercourse. The usage of the term in English originates from a phonetic spelling of the German word Pflug ("plow").

Bill: Sarah is super hot dude
Tom: Yeah, I'd totally pflook her

by ballockman32 June 16, 2021

plock

To smack a chicken with your wang. A custom found in many Asian nations.

Wing Chan just plocked another one!

by Grant October 1, 2003

plockity

walking in a fashion where your knee reaches your chest and then the leg extends out from there to hit the ground and so on. Like John cleese in the famous silly walks sketch.

look at 'im bruv! 'ees walking all plockity like!

by baz January 20, 2005

Plockers

Usually used when you have nothing else to say.

Person A: I'm off to eat today
Person B:....
Person B: Plockers

by KyTheRat June 19, 2020

plock

(v.) hitting any type of bird or fish a wiener. can also be used to insult someone who has sex with sluts.

plocking/plocker/plockee/plockage/P-LOCK

"the student trip to the bird-sanctuary was a complete disaster... i've never seen so much plockage in my life."

by vicious April 19, 2004

plocks

This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.

John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!

Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.

by srqresistance August 13, 2010

plocke

v. - to give up because of how boring something is

adj. - not worth anyone's time since it is so boring

n. - a thing more boring than watching grass grow

I think I'll plocke on my attempt to write a novel, it's so boring!

That plocke park is so dirty because no one wants to clean it up.

Homework is the one plocke that causes kids to scream in tiredness.

by Kristian Wojnar April 11, 2008