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Pez dispenser 

Oh man, did you that old pez dispenser Bob…. it’s doesn’t disown se sh*t man…. I’m telling you…
Pez dispenser by pezdispesor September 24, 2022

Pez dispenser 

When you fill your over elongated foreskin with poop chunks, and pop them into a bitches mouth as she's giving your dong a hummer.
This bitch went to give me a blow job, but to her surprise, I had poop chunks hidden in my five inches of flappy foreskin, and popped them into her mouth like a pez dispenser. Then I stuck my asshole over her mouth so she couldn't spit them out, blasted a nasty huge fart, and made her eat those niggas
Pez dispenser by Vinegar Butt Sex January 25, 2024

Pez dispenser 

Someone who sells pills
Or the guy at the rave who just hands out ecstasy
Pez dispenser by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

pez dispenser boy 

A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit
When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.
pez dispenser boy by tang1967 November 11, 2014

Pez-dispenser therapy 

A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.
Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".

Human Pez Dispenser 

To cut someones throat in such a way as to make their head fall back like a pez dispenser.
OJ got pissed and turned Nicole into a human pez dispenser!
Human Pez Dispenser by Trinacria January 16, 2009