Pez Dispenser

To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor

"I emptied my whole pez dispenser on the floor the other day"

by bigfellatrilogy March 8, 2012

pez dispenser

A sexual manuver similar to the elevator shaft. However, instead of completely removing the head, there is a small amount of skin left in tact on the hack of the neck, allowing the head to flop up and down like a pez dispenser.

Alex decided to do the pez dispenser instead of the elevator shaft because he would only need one trashbag to clean up.

by DLOTS November 28, 2006

pez dispenser boy

A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit

When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.

by tang1967 November 11, 2014

gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.

Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.

by Picklepudding September 11, 2022

one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 24, 2010

Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024

Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023