Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.
That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'
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"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."
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"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."
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"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."
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Get the Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III mug.A woman UNDER 5'4 (or 162cm), who is small-framed and, usually skinny.
All thin girls are not petite but, all petite girls aren't necessarily thin either.
(Sometimes men can be referred to as petite when they are the male equivalent of the definition above.)
All thin girls are not petite but, all petite girls aren't necessarily thin either.
(Sometimes men can be referred to as petite when they are the male equivalent of the definition above.)
Example 1: Mary-Kate Olsen is most likely petite from drug binges and malnourishment. Minh Hoa, (who lives in Vietnam) is most likely petite due to her genetics.
Example 2: Ashley is 5'6, wears size eight shoes, and weighs one-hundred pounds. She's definitely very thin but, still not petite.
Example 3: My mother weighs over one-hundred-fifty pounds but, is only 4'11 and a half. She is obese but, she still shops in the petite clothing stores because of her short stature and size five feet.
Example 2: Ashley is 5'6, wears size eight shoes, and weighs one-hundred pounds. She's definitely very thin but, still not petite.
Example 3: My mother weighs over one-hundred-fifty pounds but, is only 4'11 and a half. She is obese but, she still shops in the petite clothing stores because of her short stature and size five feet.
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