eye pester

Eye pester or E.P (adverb - E.P-ing) is the act of looking directing at a female and not breaking the gaze for any reason, even if they ask you to stop. The longer you keep your gaze fixed on your target, be it tits, eyes, legs, the bigger the eye pesterer you are.

Brian, you are E.P-ing the utter shit out of that blondie, you eye pestering son of a bitch.

by grey-skull January 10, 2011

pester power

A term used to describe how young children (typically between 5 and 10 years old) can make their parents do anything they want by bugging them until they crack.

The term was coined by the media in the late 1990’s and gets batted around a lot around Christmas time so as not to offend parents who lack the testicular fortitude to say no to their children.

“I didn’t want to buy Jimmy that CD, but he used his pester power and it was the only way to get him to stop”

by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004

postle

1. To give someone a quick grope, generally to the buttock or breast area.

2. The word you shout when you postle someone.

"Chris just postled my arse!"

"POSTLE!"

by moobs December 7, 2013

Pustle-gut

(old slang)and pus-gut

1. a protruberant belly

2. a person with a protruberant belly

You would look a lot better without that pustle-gut.

by Light Joker April 9, 2004

Pestilence

1. a disease thats usually fatal

2. the name of a FROM FIRST TO LAST song

1. cancer

2. Ride The Wings Of Pestilence

by nicolee December 28, 2005

Pestling

A sexual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one's partner in order to provide sexual stimulation.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

I gave her a pestling while she flicked the bean.

Also Pezzling, if you want to sound ghetto.

by MrLRJ January 29, 2009

postlethwaite

A really cool surname and if you are lucky enough to have it as your own, you should fell extremely happy. From the north of England area - yorkshire way.

"That girl over there is really cool! What's her name?"

"Oh , that's because her surname is Postlethwaite!"

by cool and bright May 20, 2018