A phonologist is a person who proclaims to know a lot about phones and phone technology. See: Carmen
Steve: Hey Carmen, I don't know how to forward the phones, I am not a phonologist.
Carmen: Holy Shit.
Carmen: Holy Shit.
by JasperBaby January 22, 2014
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The faux-gypsy tarot card reader at the stupid hipster farmers' market pretended to have uncovered a causal relationship between my personality and her star charts, but the result was phrenologistic.
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A bitchass dude that has made being a punk an art form. Displays all or most of the following:
1. Does not take responsibility for his actions
2.feels the need to forcibly assert manhood through verbal reminders or physical abuse.
3. His fashion sense leans towards the feminine side with clothing such as skinny jeans.
4. Often is not financially, socially or emotionally responsible.
5. Exudes catty behavior such as gossiping, frequent audible crying, picking fights over small matters
6. Throws tantrums like a toddler.
These behaviors tend to be life long and only get more intense as loved ones cater to the behaviors and the study of punkism continues.
1. Does not take responsibility for his actions
2.feels the need to forcibly assert manhood through verbal reminders or physical abuse.
3. His fashion sense leans towards the feminine side with clothing such as skinny jeans.
4. Often is not financially, socially or emotionally responsible.
5. Exudes catty behavior such as gossiping, frequent audible crying, picking fights over small matters
6. Throws tantrums like a toddler.
These behaviors tend to be life long and only get more intense as loved ones cater to the behaviors and the study of punkism continues.
by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012
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Get the Peologist mug.A puntologist is someone who studies everything associated with Puntland, including its geology, geography, its Harti population, and its nearby seas, such as Guardafui Channel (marinka gardafuul)
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Guy #1: Dude, Birdman admitted to being a pornologist on his last video.
Guy #2: Damn really, I always knew he was an expert, no homo.
Guy #2: Damn really, I always knew he was an expert, no homo.
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