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Pene de Muerte 

Translates to "Penis of death" in Spanish. Ancient mythological tale involving a penis that would kill anything it penetrates.
"Naughty children that stay up too late will be visited by the Pene de Muerte"
Pene de Muerte by vroller December 8, 2015

pene queso 

Charlotte: Ew, that guy last night had some nasty pene queso, good thing I didn't sleep with him
Alison: Ewww, you're right, Nat used to go out with him, she said the same thing!
pene queso by Alisonyankee January 30, 2009

Pene slap 

the act of hitting anothers face or other with the pene so as to leave a mark......see mushroomstamp
Pene slap by James January 28, 2004

pene artificiale 

yo pass me that pene artificiale
pene artificiale by niglet. January 17, 2010

pene de mono 

A monkeys penis in spanish

Often used to describe someone.
Maria called Henry a pene de mono when he tried to beat her up.
Elyse refused to let us watch videos on her computer so we called her a pene de mono and she cried.
A mother who likes to fuck but only with Spanish kids.
Boy 1: Dude did you have sex with Joey's mom??
Boy 2: Naw dude. She's a total Pene Milf.
Boy 1: Oh, I guess that's why she was sucking Miguel's dick last night
Pene Milf by imalejandro December 25, 2010