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toss the penguin

Verb: Wank, Male masturbation, Bash the bishop, Pull the trouser snake

but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's outta town for the holidays, guess I'm gonna have to toss the penguin
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?
by Alisonyankee December 6, 2010
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pene queso

Charlotte: Ew, that guy last night had some nasty pene queso, good thing I didn't sleep with him
Alison: Ewww, you're right, Nat used to go out with him, she said the same thing!
by Alisonyankee January 30, 2009
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