Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell

Pergus Pedward Pimmy Pell a young baller that was brought up through the La Masia academy where he learnt from his idol PESSI how to pay the referee and earn a bunch of penalties. Pergus is often well-known for his rounded 5 Gnome D'ors which he recieved for scoring over 100+ penalties in a season. He's worth over 10 million gum nuts, he played at Inter Miama, Barcelona and PSG and also short 1 season loan at Penalty United where he captianed the club to win the gardens league after winning every knockout game on penalties. He took every single penalty! Penalty United Ultra Shiv Patel reported a number of hauntings from Pergus. He called him 'the ghost of Glenunga'. He is constantly sniffing out a free penalty coupon. When our reporters confronted Pergus about his penalties he screamed "Qué mirás bobo" Pergus is often seen crying in the school bathrooms saying "Please give me just one penalty, I'm very short I need it!" The tale of Pergus is certainly a mystery and we are doing our best to find out more about the legend himself but for now be careful because Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell could be anywhere and is always trying to find his next penalty. Stay safe. Take your penalties quickly, before he makes you his next victim.

" I saw Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell scored over 1000 penalties in the gardens league cup."

by Pergus Pell October 18, 2023

Gemma Pell

A person who will not have a good time introducing herself in France..

Gemma Pell: J'mappelle Gemma Pell.
French Person: you are called i am called?
Gemma Pell: Je suis Gemma Pell...
French Person: You are i am called.. what an odd name

by Renuu_doesntslay April 4, 2023

12 pell

A place where all the asian guys in NYC get fades and haircuts

Damn that a clean fade is he must go to 12 pell

by richthegoof September 12, 2019

Gemma Pell

Means "I love you" in french 😻

you: you are so cool and goofer

me: Gemma Pell ! 👨 🍳

by pemma jell July 12, 2022

George Pell

The greatest to ever do it

I would trust George Pell to look after my kids.

by GDJ.2 December 3, 2020

PULLING A GEORGE PELL

PULLING a George Pell; Lying your ass off while vigilantly attempting to cover your tracks, while in an official position of influence. Hopping that either Old Age and becoming senile does not reveal all propaganda work before or after retirement.

he is pulling a George Pell with that story to avoid being found out.

by stILL mOE sTOoGE March 7, 2019

shaun pell

someone who spends ridiculous amounts of money on his nice shiny bicycle. he likes men and thinks he's a guitar master.

look at him... he's a bit of a shaun pell over there.

by Jiggins April 14, 2005