penismannsex

penismannsex is the sexual intercourse with or between Penismännern.

"last weekend i had incredible penismannsex"

"Hello Penismann, are you down for penismannsex tomorrow?"

by Valkrym March 11, 2023

Penismannsex

Penismannsex ist wie sex nur mit Penismännern

Haben wir heute noch Penismannsex?
Wie viel Penismannsex hattest du?
Wir hatten heute Penismannsex.
Wollen wir Penismannsex haben?

by TheEpicFlexo March 11, 2023

Penismon

A penis Digimon

Dude I just caught a Penismon its 11" strong!

by hugeasspenisho November 11, 2009

Pieism

A religion with 6 independant sects, all following the almighty Pie.

I follow JoJo Pieism.

by JoJo of Pie June 14, 2007

Penismeister

The master of all penis's that draws pictures of huge penis's in the Penn State bathrooms. This happens most every day at the branch campus in Altoona Pennsylvania in the Hawthorn building inside of the boys bathroom. Someone named the Penismeister draws a dick across one of the stalls or across the whole bathroom depending on his mood I guess. Then he usually signs his drawings in cursive with the pseudonym "Penismeister". No one has ever caught the Penismeister but I often check the bathroom to see if he has struck because it entertains me! He constantly has to come back to draw new ones because he only writes in pencil and the janitorial staff is quick to erase it! I know for a fact that there have been actual stake outs and stings to catch the guy but the harder they try to find him the bigger his penis drawings get. Thats why he is the master! NO! The Meister!

ME:Dude!! Did you see the latest penismeister???
Guy: NO! Where is it???
ME: It is in the far stall today! That guy is a genius!
Guy: Yeah I know lets scope out the bathroom to try to meet him.
ME: lol thats funny you know the guy will never be found!
Guy: I want to shake that guys hand!
ME: Are you sure about that?

by Penismeister September 3, 2010

Poeism

The religion is which Edgar Allen Poe is the true Jesus Christ. Jane Austen is God and blesses all people who read her novels. The sub-unit of Poeism is Poe-ianity which proves the supremacy of Poeism. The Holy Spirit is Alfred Lord Tennyson, in all of his glory. Poeism is currently expanding its reach worldwide. In Poeism, there are sessions where all members meet and give their opinions on indoctrinating people into the religion.

Poeism is the only valid religion.

by pasta is god November 16, 2022

penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.

That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007