Pearled 

Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent autograph hounds, the unemployed or virgins that chase clout instead of women

Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo

Pearled by Autographs101 April 27, 2020

pearled 

a perfect blunt

shi you pearled that hoe, good job

pearled by imhighrn420 December 13, 2021

Pearled 

Being rammed with a car , generally while a lady perimenopause lady named pearl is driving erratically , usually residing in housing commission with no money or regret for damages to other people's cars thinking they are rich enough to cover it

That lady backed straight into the front of my car with no remorse, she just kept going and pearled me good,

Pearled by Crocodile Dundee 69 March 27, 2025

Pearled

Formed through gentle irritation and care; much like a pearl.. created by epilation followed by smoothing the surface with a soft, pearly glaze, resulting in a luminous, polished finish.

I’ve been wanting to get pearled by GOBALD.ME for monthssss 😵 💫

Pearled by Gobald.me January 4, 2026

Pearled Oyster 

Spreading one's butt cheeks to allow a breast to be placed between.

My girlfriend bent me over and gave me the old Pearled Oyster.

Pearled Oyster by ShakesEar January 8, 2013

Pearled Blunt 

it's bc it's "perrrrfectly rolled" so like perrrrral lmao

Jason: "That is a pearled blunt, I find it satisfactory"

Allison: "Yes. Let's smoke it and absorb the THC"

Pearled Blunt by DoobieDoug January 1, 2018

Pearled Pussy 

1. A pussy that has been creamed (jizzed on) 2. A pussy that has been stuffed with a pearl necklace

Jessica showed me her pearled pussy!

Pearled Pussy by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008