pavlov's dong

An erection that occurs every time you are exposed to a certain, seemingly unrelated stimulus.

For instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov's dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.

Pavlov's dong is usually caused by association. If you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the association of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov's dong with donuts.

"Dude, you're in a room full of guys and you just got a boner."
"No homo man, it's just a pavlov's dong."

by HelioSeven February 8, 2010

Pavlov's Pussy

A vagina that gets instantly moist in the presence of a dick.

Damn! I've got to change my panties again already! Must be Pavlov's Pussy...

by Done it all dave January 7, 2015

pavlov

Verb.

To associate an action with an unrelated stimulus.

Its not the word "moog" that does it, its the act that followed that is pavloved in my head.

by indie design February 29, 2008

Pavlovian Hate Fucking

When you have sex with someone you hate and perform an act that consequentially conditions the person going forward.

"You could tell it was a good pavlovian hate fucking by the way she tasted his sock every time she had sex with anyone afterwards."

by Fatojuishu February 11, 2017

pavlov vr

A vr game that consists of 8 year old kids team killing and then getting screamed at by some grown man

“KILL YOURSELF BILLY! WHY DID YOU TEAM KILL! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY PAVLOV VR! THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE NO DAD!”

by I like vr April 18, 2022

Pavlov's Log

Humph's and Magna Farta's def. is all very well, yet if I may venture to suggest another meaning: the term could equally well be used to define the onset of defecatory cramps caused by the aroma of ground coffee. Therefore:

" I am sorry, Your Honour, that the Defendant has not yet appeared. He is not however absent in Contempt of Court as I am able to instruct the Jury that Pavlov's Log is held and recongized here by the Court as Mitigating Circumstances. We can confirm that Starbuck's coffee house outside the Courthouse was indeed repsonsible for the onset of my client's bout of Pavlov's Log. He has been detained in the Couthouse restroom and will be appearing in due course."

by bromp May 10, 2008

Pavlov's Dick

a condition where, after receiving an unexpected, late night text from a girl you have fucked in the past, you get an instant boner in anticipation of whats about to go down

AJ: "Damn, i really gotta start studyin for this test"

--phone buzzes---

Text from Nikki: "heyy what r u doing??"

--PAVLOV'S DICK--

by Genghis901 September 5, 2013