The Christian version of the suicide bomb, i.e. Taking a dump on someone's titties and wiping it off with pages of the Bible
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I gave someone a Pat Robertson.
I gave someone a Pat Robertson.
by Apkin November 26, 2007
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Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.
by Anonymous debunker of myths January 20, 2009
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Get the Pat Robertson mug.The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.
His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.
by sjwhater June 14, 2017
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by Lilia October 2, 2005
Get the Pat Robertson mug.A Wannabe Regis Philbin impersonator that thinks it's ok to be to a homophobic judgemental prick of an old man, that judges a boy that likes art and poetry and hanging around with girls as "friends" as being a "possible gay".
With 10 Votes Mr Robertson.. YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.....GOODBYE! *plays the walk of shame music as Pat walks of the stage and the camera cuts to his weazened old face as he bitterly says :"It so much... *wheeze* possible that yer son could be...*low gutteral gasp* gay....Ohhhh He's gonna get his time in the lake of fire...AWWWWW *falls over and the screen goes to the sign off bars*
by The Insultinator January 11, 2004
Get the Pat_Robertson mug.As much extortion and chicanery as Pat Robbertson has committed, I am amazed dat da puffed-up bum is still allowed to be on da air!
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