Definitions by sjwhater

Pat Robertson

The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.

Mitch: have you ever heard of Pat Robertson?
Harry: that old guy? shit I forgot he is alive.

Pat Robertson by sjwhater June 14, 2017

Triggered 

A term used by Social Justice Warriors to let somebody know that you offended them, no matter what words you said.

SJW: You hurt my feelings, I'm triggered.

Person who can take a joke: Get over it, you little bitch.

Triggered by sjwhater June 3, 2017

The Real World 

A place that doesn't care about your feelings.

Eddy: I'm triggered, my feelings are hurt.

Marcus: The real world doesn't care about your feelings.

The Real World by sjwhater June 1, 2017

Rand Paul 

A principled senator from Kentucky who is the son of Ron Paul who believes in non-interventionist foreign policy and right to privacy and decriminalizing drugs. A republican with a strong libertarian streak. Also known as a republitarian.

Uninformed GOP Voter: who should I vote for?

Rand Paul Supporter: You should vote for a Rand Paul, a senator from Kentucky who believes in liberty and the constitution.

Rand Paul by sjwhater June 1, 2017