The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.
To masturbate.
Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
To masturbate.
Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.
Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009
Get the Whack the pastrymug. by Jamal's Penis November 3, 2009
Get the Ass Pastrymug. 1) A slam dunk that displays ridiculous skills, artistry and elaborate body movement while in the air.
2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.
2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.
Man, that team was so bad. We got up by fifty and started serving French pastry...just to keep it interesting.
by Dr. Dunkenstein November 12, 2009
Get the French Pastrymug. by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010
Get the pastry pussymug. The worst form of Latino punishment. Its given you those who are bad and it could be filled with anything bad like paint, crayons, or even razor blades. If you refuse to eat it people are legally allowed to hit you in the face as hard as they want for up to eight years.
by Real-person October 17, 2018
Get the Penalty pastrymug. when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.
by HassK December 9, 2008
Get the pastry shoppingmug. The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.
by Smartycat September 5, 2011
Get the pastry shopmug.