Whack the pastry

The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.

To masturbate.

Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.

Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.

Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.

by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009

Ass Pastry

A prolapsed asshole. Result from shoving large things up your ass.

After Christine got anal fucked by Jamal, she had a large Ass Pastry.

by Jamal's Penis November 3, 2009

French Pastry

1) A slam dunk that displays ridiculous skills, artistry and elaborate body movement while in the air.

2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.

Man, that team was so bad. We got up by fifty and started serving French pastry...just to keep it interesting.

by Dr. Dunkenstein November 12, 2009

pastry pussy

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010

Penalty pastry

The worst form of Latino punishment. Its given you those who are bad and it could be filled with anything bad like paint, crayons, or even razor blades. If you refuse to eat it people are legally allowed to hit you in the face as hard as they want for up to eight years.

Maxwell if you don't start behaving well will give you a penalty pastry

by Real-person October 17, 2018

pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.

Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!

by HassK December 9, 2008

pastry shop

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.

fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !

by Smartycat September 5, 2011