Pastry Job

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.

I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.

by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011

Ass Pastry

A prolapsed asshole. Result from shoving large things up your ass.

After Christine got anal fucked by Jamal, she had a large Ass Pastry.

by Jamal's Penis November 3, 2009

French Pastry

1) A slam dunk that displays ridiculous skills, artistry and elaborate body movement while in the air.

2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.

Man, that team was so bad. We got up by fifty and started serving French pastry...just to keep it interesting.

by Dr. Dunkenstein November 12, 2009

pastry pussy

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010

Penalty pastry

The worst form of Latino punishment. Its given you those who are bad and it could be filled with anything bad like paint, crayons, or even razor blades. If you refuse to eat it people are legally allowed to hit you in the face as hard as they want for up to eight years.

Maxwell if you don't start behaving well will give you a penalty pastry

by Real-person October 17, 2018

pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.

Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!

by HassK December 9, 2008

Wet Pastry

When it's really humid, and you stick your penis in a cannoli.

What did you do last night?
I made a Wet Pastry
nice

by boomboomguy November 9, 2018