Pastor Ted 

A gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. The Uncle Tom of homosexuality.

Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.

Notable Pastor Teds include Mary Cheney and reverend Haggard himself. Filthy hypocrites...

Pastor Ted by W@tcher December 14, 2008

Pastor-Aggressive 

When in a church atmosphere, (typically in a youth group or bible study,) the pastor or leader asks for someone to pray, read, or a volunteer to help; they are passive-aggressively asking a specific person or persons. Usually with a stare right at someone when they are "asking the group".

Dude, when pastor asked for a volunteer to help pass out snacks, he pastor-aggressively stared right at me, so I HAD to do it.

Pastor-Aggressive by Bill yes for real its me October 20, 2016

Pastor Maldonado 

a stupid racing driver. A Danger to everyone .

Every F1 Fan

" Pastor Maldonado is a a danger to everyone"

Pastor Maldonado by Your Mum's m8 August 15, 2014

Pastor Troy

One of the best rappers around coming straight out of Georgia. He is unfortunately not very well known but he has some of the deepest lyrics, on a spiritual level, there are. Good examples are "Vice Versa" and "Acid Rain"

YO Julian! I got the new Pastor Troy cd! Let's go blast that sh*t and just chill out dawg.

Pastor Troy by The Juicer April 14, 2006

Pastor Johning 

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

Pastor Johning by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016

pastor pillow

Skipping church and choosing to sleep in at the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

Last Sunday I fucked off church, instead, I went the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

pastor pillow by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere October 28, 2017

Pastor Porkchop 

A Pastor just telling bits & pieces of the Bible. Not telling the parts that was taken out.

So why didn't Carleska go to church today?

She doesn't need to hear that stuff that Pastor Porkchop say. Maybe she didn't want to go she doesn't have to explain her reasons.

Pastor Porkchop by Shek Dawg 98 September 27, 2020