Paralegal

A Dumb Bitch

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.

by Tidas December 5, 2018

career paralegal

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers

James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal

by Big Ros August 2, 2008

Parapalegareno

Vegetable soup recipe

Parapalegareno is Christian slang for fag

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

parapalegic ballin'

The act of wrapping a parapalegic in plastic wrap while hes in a wheel chair then throwing him through a basketball hoop. twice.

Chad: hey man, u wanna go parapalegic ballin' later?
Pennington: are we using old man jenkins or betty white?
Chad: prob betty white
Mich: yayyyyyyy

by Cane London August 21, 2010

paralegalism

something (phrase or word) that is constantly said by a paralegal through out their work day/week/month/year/lifetime.

an example of a paralegalism is " I am not an attorney."

by paralegalwiz September 4, 2018

parallegiance

The phenomenon of repeating patterns of activity the same time the next week or normally year. Derives from 'parallel' (eg. late October 2008 and late October 2009 are parallel) and allegiance (eg. a holiday somewhere has allegiance with a similar holiday.)

Oh sh*t! I always seem to get dumped in early March! Lets hope there is no parallegiance this year!

by mids99 November 18, 2009

paraplegion

A Roman battalion composed entirely of paraplegics and other paralyzed soldiers.

Man, you're more persistent than the paraplegion.

by CarbonCoping October 30, 2017