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paisley

paisley is the most beautiful girl with stunning eyes and an amazing personality and a good sense of humor. all the guys like her and she has a ton of friends. she is smart and nice to everyone until you get on her bad side, things start going down hill. she does great in school and she loves to read books. she also has good taste in boys. only the best of the best and ones that are hard to find. and once you loose her out of your life you will never get back into her life. paisley has a strong heart and she can easily make friends with almost anyone.
don’t you see that girl. she’s such a paisley😍
by funnycookke January 30, 2018
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Smashing papas

Hey Jake did you smash papas with that girl last night?

Whats all that noise?its probly Jose and Jan smashing papas in the room again.
by Barbarian89 May 10, 2010
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paisan

It's a word that's used with Italians or Italian Americans when informally, but friendly, adressing one another. It means "brother" or "fellow countryman". Shortened from paisano, and is sometimes spelled paesan.
"Hey, paisan! How's the veal parmigiana?"
"Delicious, best in the city!"
by Alumita November 11, 2005
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Kisses for Paisley

Only the best movie in the entire world, featuring Chad Pitt as Daniel Paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.
"Hey have you seen Kisses for Paisley?"

"Yeah it's awesome! that's what Twilight is based off of, right?"

"Yeah, I love the nuggets!"
by I <3 KfP April 9, 2010
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Palisadian

Teenage Palisadian:
A resident of Pacific Palisades, an upscale community near Santa Monica. In particular, teenage Palisadians have a tendency to follow every trend blindly as it arises, from the "emo" trend to the "skater" trend to today's wigger trend. Most teenage boys play either water polo, lacrosse, soccer, or volleyball and sport either a mediocre tan or horrible freckles along with blonde hair from overexposure to the sun and chlorine. The pasttime of any one of these boys is to drink and smoke marijuana, party, go to another coastal town such as malibu, or any combination of the three, and more often than not, all three. Parties tend to be full of uninvited guests, slutty Palisadian girls, and stoner/jock boys, all of whom are either drunk, stoned, or both. At such parties, drama is bound to unfold from one teenage trifle or another; more often than not, someone will start a fight, pass out from intoxication, or do something to merit the cops being called. The result is person-to-person chatter that spreads the story around until everyone in the town knows it. When a Palisadian teenager dies from an alcohol related incident, such as DUI, the other teenagers mourn the passing as if an accident like that wasn't going to happen.
However, frightening realities such as death aren't enough to deter these children from their fun, so their fate is left to natural selection in hopes that the weak will be seeded out.
If one seeks to find a stereotype of a typical rich white boy or girl, then one need look no farther than Pacific Palisades
A typical conversation between Palisadian boys the day after a party:
Prima: "Oh dude how crazy was the party last night?"
Secunda: "Oh shit dude, I was so wasted."
Prima: "I know dude, oh man you were so beast at beer pong."
Secunda: "Oh yeah totally. Oh dude did you see (girl) last night?"
Prima: "Oh shit, yeah dude, she was so hot."
Secunda: "Yeah I know dude, she was totally wasted, and so she walked over to me and like, I totally hooked up with her."
Prima: "Ohhhh shiiiiiit."
Secunda: "I know, right dude? It was so crazy."
(Voices are "whispered" yet still loud enough to be audible to anyone nearby)
by Everyone sucks but me! January 26, 2009
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North Pakistan

Aka Republic of Nth Pakistan. The new name for the United Kingdom as it becomes fully invaded by people from Pakistan, sharia law is imposed and the former indigenous white population become a minority
Bill: "I hear sharia law has been imposed in Nottingham"

Doug: "Welcome to North Pakistan"
by King of july November 5, 2009
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Reverse Pakistani Drill Press

To gain sexual explosion by standing above someone who positions themself upside down and faces the opposite direction, thrusting down upon them with purpose and mimicking a drill press machine.
Phil points his anus toward the sky and Tina drills into him reverse pakistani drill press style, like a flower stalk into a vase.
by Backpuss2013 November 13, 2013
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