pants-shitting wasted 

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.

"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."

pants-shitting wasted by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010

wastey-pants 

The result of drinking too much. The next level of drunkeness before being shit faced. Made popular in college station texas. Usually accompanied by a hangover.

I got wastey-pants last night, and now I feel like hell.

That girl is so wastey-pants; I hope she doesn't puke in my living room.

wastey-pants by LRJ November 28, 2007

pantywaister 

A feminine, limp-wristed guy who lacks courage. May or may not be gay, but is usually assumed to be.

Look up JbDubs's video Pantywaister on YouTube

pantywaister by Gay mechanic November 13, 2013

pantywaste

The colored stains and biological debri that accumulate in a girls panties over a period of time. Used as a term to describe someone worthless and undesireable.

Jesse Jackson is a total pantywaste.

pantywaste by MW November 25, 2003

pantywaste

someone who is an absolute waste of flesh, a useless bastard.

John Ashcroft is a total pantywaste.

pantywaste by mindmelt September 21, 2003

pantymaster 

An expert in removing the underwear from the female. Can do it in faster than average time.

My girl told me that I am a real pantymaster.

pantymaster by sweetgy June 17, 2009

Pantywaste

(also: pantywaist; from Old English for Pantie-Waiste).
1. Panties up to or above the waist. i.e. old person panties.
2. Cumulative waste found in panties.
3. A waste of panties, as in expired panties.
4. The recipient of a wedgie, usually by surprise.
5. Trashed panties, specifically panties in the garbage.

-Oi there, you pug-pounding pantywaste!
-She is such a pantywaist, I simply do not approve.
-Will you have a gander at all of that pantie-waiste, such frivolity, I cannot imagine where you get off.
-I could not enter the forest for the pantywaste abound - some nearly up to my knees! I was forced to turn back.

Pantywaste by Malodomini December 7, 2010