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Panding

The action of placing an edible fruit or vegetable inside someone's rectum whilst another slowly takes bites upon said fruit or vegetable until it is finished, and faced is fully submerged in cheeks
"Hey i found this really girthy cucumber would you like to go panding later today."
by ToasterTart July 22, 2024
mugGet the Pandingmug.

pand

a buzz cut male that is both attractive to man and female he doesnt fw males tho
this guy is so pand - all the hotties
by quivelo August 4, 2024
mugGet the pandmug.

Get Pand

when someone gets a massive old pan to the face
pan got pand on main owo
-lol get pand phan
by masheruwu July 13, 2021
mugGet the Get Pandmug.

lavav pand

When you hump the fish in a pond and then eat them
“Hey David I’m gonna brb I have to to go lavav pand”
Oh ok have fun
by Miranoleasseater January 20, 2021
mugGet the lavav pandmug.

Pande

a person who has little to no self respect and brags about everything and is never happy also has a shitty taste in everything.
stop acting like a pande
by damalacuious November 1, 2020
mugGet the Pandemug.

Pand

A group infamous individuals who come to your house to steal your door knobs and toilet seats
damn guys i was struck by the pand!
mugGet the Pandmug.

Panding

To shove a vegetable or fruit/hard substance that is edible up your ass and let another person eat it from tip to tail like a panda eating everything, this is a niche/ kinky bedroom move only done by the risky and the fearless
"Yo I know this is a bit extreme, but I'm kinda hungry. Would you be down to panding?"

"eww, you creep, get away from me."
by ToasterTart September 6, 2025
mugGet the Pandingmug.

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