A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.

Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.

Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022

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When someone likes Arnold Palmer, but they cannot have the real thing. They have a diet Arnold Palmer.

Diet Arnold Palmer by Lilymister2089 January 19, 2026

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palmerd it

When someone says everything is "gongshow" or that your living the "gonger" when in fact there are only 5 people and your more sober than the virgin Mary.

Shut the fuck man your totaly palmering it..Fuck this isn't gognshow bitch

palmerd it by K-dub October 31, 2004

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