Palmer'd

to become extremely intoxicated with alcohol, often involving loss of control over behavior, speech, and movement.

Named after the notorious Palmer's Bar in Minneapolis, infamous for its strong drinks.

Hey, you wanna go get Palmer'd tonight?

I missed my flight this morning because Amy and I got Palmer'd last night.

Palmer'd by Chiggers Dudley August 13, 2011

Pick on palmer day 

A day. Every day. All day. In which the world chooses one cheeky little target to torment to their hearts content. We all have that silly little lad in our lives so go find yourself a palmer to pick on today. It’s a self fulfillment necessity.

Oh what is today pick on palmer day

Pick on palmer day by Unbustednut April 19, 2025

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters 

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.

"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004

Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters

palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off

i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night

Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters by haha darrennnnnn October 18, 2008

Darnold Palmer 

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil

Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!

Darnold Palmer by parmsisreal September 18, 2018

Doin A Laura Palmer 

When you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

Gf: Baby what are you doing with that coke? It's Sunday night, and you have work at 7am tomorrow!

Me: Oh baby, im "Doin a Laura Palmer", its when you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

Doin A Laura Palmer by nunyadamnbuidness May 5, 2019