palm tree cock

When, instead of growing around the base and beyond, pubic hair grows on the tip of the penis.

Dude, your pubes are growing in the wrong places. That looks like a palm tree. You've got a serious case of palm tree cock.

by Kyodeek Bewp April 8, 2010

Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “

I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹

by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019

Palm Tree Pounder

Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?

….

YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.

You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,

We are licking them,

….THEN the hurricane …

BOOBNADO

you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)

The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN

….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!

THEN

Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)

You have an euphoric experience….

.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…

Finally,

you land, under a palm tree.

You fall in love with Porky.

The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.

The End

You’ve been sincerely pounded by the

Palm tree

Naughty Porky
Bad Girl

AMEN.

I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night

by KushVeeVee August 15, 2021

palm tree dick

A proverbial slang referring to one who steals another's shade; Taker of comfort. A shady individual out for himself. Feminine- palm tree cunt.

That palm tree dick told everyone that it was his idea.

Give me the remote, don't be such a palm tree dick!

by leprechaunic November 7, 2013

palm tree boys

two bros who make cool stuff when they hang out together.

hey, these two are palm tree boys. Because they make cool things happen when they are together.

by 69sexyasfuck April 13, 2024

awkward palm tree

a member of the "awkward objects" community of phrases.

formed by the relaxed and smooth crossing of the wrists featuring the somewhat vertical placement of the arms to form the trunks of the tree. the fingers are then free to move as though they are blowing in the awkward wind.

my personal favorite "awkward" is the awkward palm tree.

by bethhameggs August 18, 2008

Slippery Palm Tree

1) a hand job using lubricant

2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen

1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree

2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon

by flappinganus69 June 2, 2013