Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005

Platinum Smurf

Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.

im platinum smurf, dont worry i got this

by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015

platinum fez

When a baseball player strikes out five times in a game. (also usable for hockey when someone scores five goals). Follows the hat trick (3), golden sumbrero (4).

With his fifth strikeout of the night, Mark Teixeira is saddled with with platinum fez.

by yes2research July 24, 2010

platinumstein

A jewish person who acts like a rapper. From platinum + names like goldstein, etc.

Did you see David's new Bentley? That shit's straight platinumstein!

Or "That Platinumstein just bought 22s"

by Uncle Arvin July 31, 2004

Star Platinum: Za WARUDO

ZA WARUDO was originally used by DIO to active his time-stopping stance, but since DIO and Jotaros stands are similar Araki had to make jotaro stop time

Weeb 1: Star Platinum : ZA WARUDO

Weeb 2: dude sto...

weeb 1: Yare yare daze ORA
Weeb 2: FUCK STOP
Weeb 1: Star Platinum: Za WARUDO

by Zicky boy April 22, 2020

Platinum Week

Term used by Irish college/uni students. Like the Golden week (where one goes to every class in a week on time) except every night throughout the week one goes out on the piss, and making it into class the next morning.

aw man, I just did the platinum week. *dies*

by IrlArgy September 8, 2009

Palpatined

To usurp all authority or power in a situation; to control through manipulation; to punish.

Derived from the Star Wars villian.

Chris: "Yo, your girl was totally out of control at the club last night"

Marty: "Yeah, I palpatined that as soon as we got back to my place. It won't happen again."

Chris: "Word."

by CorporateBaller August 25, 2009