Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.
1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.
2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.
3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.
3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
by Visa para Tailandia September 25, 2017
Get the Thai Padlockmug. a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.
adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!
by funkygayl June 28, 2011
Get the padlock catholicsmug. by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008
Get the Spanish padlockmug. This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.
It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.
It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.
"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"
by tjtinny January 20, 2021
Get the Piss-Padlockmug. A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.
I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
Get the LOTTO padlockmug. A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
by han.han.han April 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Padlockmug. A girl, who is gonna be your home. She is the sweetest and most beautiful pookie ever. Yall will be best friends for life, and nothing can get in between yalls friendship. If you ever meet a Padlock, hold on to her and never let her go.
Person 1: Padlock is twerking
Person 2: Mommy Malibu , what is other mommy doing
Person 3: Padlock has become an alpha dont mind her
Person 2: Mommy Malibu , what is other mommy doing
Person 3: Padlock has become an alpha dont mind her
by Rickysnecktatoo December 30, 2023
Get the Padlockmug.