parietals

You ask for parietals if you want to have a MOS in your room. Parietals is not the act of banning them from your room, it is the practice of asking permission, and, at some places, leaving the door partly open (with a shoe or something.) It does not START at midnight.

female boarder: hey, you want to come up to my room????
random guy: um, ok, but shouldn't we ask for parietals or something? Don't want to get in trouble.

"It's not the groping that goes on behind closed doors that I worry about-- it's what goes on behind the open doors that bothers me!"

by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

parietal

2 tones ass. Half baked.

My Boss is a parietal. Aight!

by superdad May 20, 2005

Mrs. Padgett

A teacher from Arkansas who speaks with a southern twang and insists on being the world's biggest creep, she constantly grabs and talks to her students like she is one and is altogether creepy. She absolutely adores the football players and seems to favor and like them more, she is definatly a teacher who plays favorites. Mrs. Padgett likes to dance, speak, and act like a lunatic and she is just plain CRAZY! If you were to have her as a teacher, you need to beware and be cautious! You have been warned!

That girl is a total Mrs. Padgett.

by ScaredLittleStudent November 26, 2011

phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).

He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.

by monkey January 28, 2005

Padget

A nerdy app.

I saw his new iPad: it's full of limp padgets

by Joakley March 26, 2011

Padittude

A girl on her period with a serious attitude problem due to her period

That girl had a serious padittude; period attitude; towards sara yesterday!
Crank attitude

by Volleyball player-20 May 17, 2016

Padget syndrome

“Padget syndrome” the act of buying a decent looking truck and not doing anything to it for month after buying the vehicle. People with this disease often claim to have a custom build after buying a pack of little trees these people are also know to be seen driving green fords and black obs chevys. The disease originated from Citra Florida.

Nobody:

Tyler Padget: I like it the way I bought it

Nobody: you have padget syndrome

by Anal pounder flounder April 10, 2019