Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!
Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.
Fred: WTF?
Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.
Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.
Government: Because you're my bitch.
Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.
Fred: WTF?
Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.
Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.
Government: Because you're my bitch.
by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011
Get the property tax mug.Verb - To demolish something with a sledge hammer or maul, especially when related to home renovations.
Hey boo, the new cabinets I ordered are getting delivered today, so we gotta Property Brothers the kitchen.
by Mx. Reese September 30, 2017
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A racial slur referring to black people. It originated in the late era's of the slave trade and the early times after slavery was outlawed. White men started to refer to black people as Property gorillas because they were now allowed to own land, thus they were staring to populate neighbourhoods and allegedly "stealing" the land from other white folk interested in buying.
That filthy Property Gorilla bought a house next to mine! soon enough the whole street will be a jungle.
by CinnaMan August 11, 2009
Get the Property Gorilla mug.A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all
by Jeff October 8, 2003
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Especially popular in the UK during the property boom 2002-2007. Examples include "Property Ladder", "Location, Location, Location".
Especially popular in the UK during the property boom 2002-2007. Examples include "Property Ladder", "Location, Location, Location".
by el_rico May 25, 2008
Get the property porn mug.The amount of money it takes to keep your woman or girlfriend happy based on a weekly or monthly basis.
"Man, your girl is totally draining your wallet.",
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
by Koden October 14, 2013
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A hug or kiss usually between a couple and is used in front of another person (purposfully) to show "ownership or property" of the other person. Usually to give someone the hint of "he/she is mine".
**Can also be used to claim a best friend**
A hug or kiss usually between a couple and is used in front of another person (purposfully) to show "ownership or property" of the other person. Usually to give someone the hint of "he/she is mine".
**Can also be used to claim a best friend**
Jenny: I finally went to talk to Ben
Sam: And?? Did you get to?
Jenny: No, before I got to him, Jayne saw me and went to give Ben a property hug
Sam: And?? Did you get to?
Jenny: No, before I got to him, Jayne saw me and went to give Ben a property hug
by Bainbridge03 March 10, 2018
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