Propertyism

Means you believe that there is only men and property. Also known as Kitchenism.

"I can't bring my girlfriend to my friend's house because he believes in propertyism. He just forces her into the kitchen everytime she walks in..."

by Propertyism January 31, 2019

propertizer

Someone who talks about property ad nauseum, to the point of annoying boredom.

"Your friend, Amanda, just never shuts about her 'property portfolio' and her reverse mortgages."
"I know. She's been a propertizer since I've known her."

by mandarin duck October 8, 2007

properies

a series of useless formalities

that person was overly concerned with the properies of their task

by jppope April 9, 2021

Propertivestor

Propertivestor (noun) is a compound word formed by combining "property" and "investor." A propertivestor is an individual who specializes in investing in real estate properties with the intention of generating income or profit. A propertivestor typically engages in activities such as purchasing, leasing, managing, and/or selling various types of properties, including residential, commercial, or industrial real estate. Propertivestors often analyze market trends, conduct due diligence on properties, and strategically allocate resources to maximize returns on their real estate investments

Sarah aspires to become a successful propertivestor by purchasing residential properties in up-and-coming neighborhoods and renting them out to tenants.

by shanemadu March 27, 2024

protectiest

used to describe an object offering the greatest amount of protection.

His blue pocket protectors are his favorite, because they are the protectiest ones

by oddsizzle November 11, 2014

propertyship

Propertyship- the original author of a work, this includes a portrait, play script, intellectual principals and theories, inventions, the list goes on

"In order to obtain full propertyship of your invention, you will need to bring some kind of evidence to the court in order for the judge to believe you in this case of yours," said the crook to Mr. Minimum Obvious,

by jeffersonson July 1, 2019

Properness Etiquette System

An old, extensive series of social norms and expectations that indicate what types of behaviors and social practices are and are not acceptable in various social situations. A majority of the rules employed in the modern properness system come from medieval times and were first created in Europe. There are different rules for males and females, regarding how they are to treat each other and behave in each other’s presences; what gender an individual identifies as determines which gender type of rules they are expected to follow. Many of the rules are out of date with times and tend to be quite biased against the poor, women, LGBTQ people, people with disabilities and other species.

The properness etiquette system is in urgent need of reform in order to make it more up to date with the times, more effective, and less biased against various populations.

by Vanguard 1998 March 20, 2021