Pool

A highly complex game played by highly intelligent people. All players play on a table, placing their coins on the edge. The object is to hit your opponent's coins off of the table.

Players who use extra large coins (such as half-dollars) are usually considered 'douchebags' and lose anyways. Such players also tend to wear flannel pants.

Obstacles, such as milk cartons, can be thrown in for extra difficulty.

Bill: "Your mom is so hot."
Phil: "OK."
Bill: "Let's play pool."
Phil: "OK."

by Yossarian Frusarrian September 1, 2005

pool

Stated perfectly by 'mutley'.

Q: "Keen for pool, old mate?"
A: "Fuck yeah I'm down for some pool brother!."

by Diego July 7, 2003

Pool

Is what you would say to someone you dont want to talk to nor see.

A teacher walks up to a student and says hi.
Student doesnt want to talk so they would say pool.

by whatever.suckit March 23, 2009

Pool

Something that is closed.

Pool’s closed due to aids and stingards (also with aids)

by SomeoneWhoNeedMemes November 2, 2017

pool

when you put the drinking stuff in a hole and swim in in

"i think i'm gonna get a pool"

by joyful coffee June 15, 2021

Pool

Liminal image pointing to a state, place or quality of in-betweenness. A familiar image hearkening back to a former era, time or childhood.

The liminal manifesto is quite simply, "pool".

by Pool Marm October 17, 2021

pool

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by pool#7805 November 24, 2022