Pacific Northwest Swimming acronym.
Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.
Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.
nonswimmer- "Dude, what are you doing this weekend?"
swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."
... awkward silence...
swimmer- "my championship meet"
... continued awkward silence...
swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."
... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...
swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away
swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."
... awkward silence...
swimmer- "my championship meet"
... continued awkward silence...
swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."
... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...
swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away
by lifeguardhotstuff August 04, 2008
by G0o April 27, 2003
German > English translation of PM or Private Message. Used by flippers or large gentlemen with questionable sexual interests
by Asshole Gangster September 23, 2019
by LR April 12, 2005