PNS

Acronym for Post Nut Syndrome

PNS - Acronym for Post Nut Syndrome

by thephilandrist.com November 30, 2011

PNS

Stands for "Penis needs stroking". Considered to be the male version of PMS. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: Tension, irritability, anxiety or depression, trouble sleeping, headache, appetite changes or food cravings. Most common in married men over 30.

-What's with James? Seems like if he's not sleeping, he's heading to the buffet for crab legs. And didn't he punch a hole through his flatscreen the other day??? -His wife won't put out, man. He's suffering from some serious PNS.

by DjCantDance November 11, 2010

pns

Term for Penis commonly used in IRC

Wow your such a pns

by John Blaze January 14, 2003

pns

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

by jim January 16, 2003

PNS

Post Netflix Syndrome. When you're done watching a really good season or series and you experience an extreme desire for more of that show. This is often the spark of emotion that inspires people to create fan pages or obsess over characters.

Hey Rachel, did you finish watching that Netflix show Thirteen Reasons Why?
Yeah dude, that gave me some serious PNS; I was crying all night.

by slickbait1099 April 18, 2017

Pns

Pns (pronounced Pinuss) are the finest race in the entire universe. They were created by Pns God 'Penis' about 2893393 trillion years ago and are forever embroiled in constant conflict with the Vgn, the scum of the Pns universe which must be annihilated. Pns have the ability to shoot energy from their hands and they weild Pns Blades / Blasters etc into battle. Pns live for about 2924 trillion years each of course, DAH!

Pns: Ah, greetings Pns brother, how many Vgn have you slayed today?
Other Pns: About ten billion, DBOC!

by pnsgeneral January 10, 2012

PNS

Post-Nightmare Syndrome. When you stay up for ahwile after having a nightmare, or just the annoying replay of scenes fom the nightmare the day after having it.

Person #1: Dude I stayed up for two hours after that nightmare last night
Person# 2: yeah....PNS sucks.

by Jessie!Punk13 November 21, 2012