Planking 

An idiotic fad in which kids lay flat across a surface with arms at sides, chin up and toes pointed. Although, half of them just lay across the surface.. Then post pictures of this act on social networking sites such as facebook, thinking it makes them cool.

John: "Ayeee, look at the kid planking on the feild goal post!"

Scott: "Dude, that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. I hope he falls."

Planking by whaaaathetruck July 31, 2011

Planking 

An act of lying face down atop an object, landmark, animal or other person, then stiffening one's form so that one's arms are firmly held by one's side and toes are pointed; taking on the physical characteristics of a plank.

Planking is usually recorded and uploaded to social networking sites to gain kudos for the level of comedy, aesthetic or endangerment accomplished in execution.

It is said to have originated in Adelaide, South Australia.

Nah dude, he's just planking the troposphere.

Planking by Nib Oswald June 9, 2011

Planking 

Established in Australia. When and individual lays down stiff and straight with hand by his/her side in the most awkward and inappropriate places possible (cop cars, poles, buildings, in public) and often take a photo of themselves and share with friends

friend: i wasn't that drunk
other friend: dude you tried planking my cat.

Planking by rangahah June 9, 2011

planking 

The act of lying completely flat on extreme surfaces, such as a road or police vehicle

King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already."

planking by Mandernaught June 7, 2011

Planking 

Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.

Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."

Planking by Git Law October 2, 2011

planking 

extreme lying down.

>->o

this is planking

planking by Quebexicans October 8, 2011

planking 

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

planking by McMarina June 9, 2011