Penis Colada 

A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".

Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.

Penis Colada by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018

Penis Colada 

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

Penis Colada by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Penis Colada 

to be sippin' on Pina Colada while getting dicked down dallas

Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"

Penis Colada by LupinTheFreak February 28, 2023

Penis Colada 

The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.

Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.

Penis Colada by Cock for a tale June 4, 2023

penis colata 

a drink you ask for with a deep accent at 7-11

hey mis-ter, you seeem to be outta dis penis colata

-or, while singing loudly in 7-11-

"if u like penis colata"

penis colata by Peaches June 16, 2004

Penis Colata

A fascinating drink made with your favorite rum, pineapple juice or chunks and a generous helping of fresh jizz.

A classic, refreshing penis colada is made by blending 2 oz white rum, 1.5–2 oz cream of man, 2 oz pineapple juice, and 1 cup of ice until smooth. For the best texture, use frozen pineapple chunks or extra ice, and garnish with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry.

Ingredients
2oz rum
2oz pineapple juice
1.5-2oz cream of man (jizz)
1 cup Ice (or frozen pineapple chunks for more flavor)
Optional: 1/2 oz fresh lime juice (to balance sweetness)

Directions
Blend everything together.

I ordered a penis colata last night but the bartender said he was empty.

Penis Colata by Speedytaco New April 22, 2026

Peniscolada 

The act of giving oral stimulation to the male genitals with cold coconut milk, straight out the fridge.

"If you like PenisColadas, and getting caught in the rain..."

Peniscolada by Alpha_rustic_divine November 25, 2017