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a small ass town in mass where nobody seems to hear about and where many many many people smoke pot. its very boring there is nothing to do not even crime there. there is a "gang" LTB but there just fags who like to ride a bike (no not like a ninja a bike..) they dont even do shit.
me: palmer is fucking stupid and boring
you: ya i know its horrible id rather live in a shithole sometimes...
me: well at least thered be something going on.
palmer by gffghgfshfghfh October 15, 2009
Writer of "A History of the Modern World" and the densest, most evil AP European History textbook available. Also, a hot piece of ass.
God, I have to read a chapter of Palmer for class today.

I'd tap Palmer.
Palmer by Mom of Troocher March 24, 2008
One who buys hundreds of dollars in nutritional supplements and gear, and receives no gains in body definition.
He just spent his paycheck on work out supplements. "Yeah he's a real Palmer!"
Palmer by Jelulish May 7, 2011
A person who’s mother is a Spanish as tacos, and the father is as white as the Kardashian’s.
I get bullied for being a Palmer.
Palmer by Daddy kadden March 21, 2019
When you're having sex and who ever is on top slappes the shit out of the other one.
I gave my girl a Palmer last night.
Palmer by Neby001 November 17, 2020
A fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.
In Final Fantasy VII, Palmer is a fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.
Palmer by Durango January 29, 2007
Verb: to upstage, show up, eclipse and/or surpass even the most extraordinary accomplishments. To be more interesting than those around you.
James nearly won the spear fishing tournament with a world record catch, but Dean palmered him with an even bigger one.

You might hold the record for that course right now but I'm going to palmer you next season.
Palmer by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014