Oziel

A Mexican kid who is very atractive and handsome usually is good with kids he is also very handsome he is very romantic when it comes to dating someone as he expresses himself better than shakespear because he's words are wonderful and hes usually tall he is very responsible and he is very smart he rarely dates girls as some aren't too atractive to him he is very kind to people and he would do anything for the girl he likes a Oziel is usually interested in short girls with blond hair and grey eyes with the name of Kayla

omg have you seen oziel he is the hotest and most romantic kid in school

by wierdjoke February 8, 2018

Ozzie

Fat gluttonous retard. Used as a verb, it means you really messed something up in an irreversible way.

A: I just pooped my pants
B: You mean you just Ozzied your pants

by Ozzie fatass stoner June 10, 2011

Ozzie

A knock off Jesus who will bend yo Pokemon cards after you beat him in COD ghosts. He thinks Fred's voice is hot and laughs at the word willy he will do anything if you give him a dong massage he only like one thing, his dog Pablo who strangled his hamster gary

God Ozzie why do you always throw a wrench at my new TV

by Ozzie hater 024420 July 31, 2018

ozzie phil

Pushing a frozen sausage up a partners anus, and once defrosted, cooking and eating, flame grilled is always the way of choice. (a slight frozen sausage between to buns before being devoured.

I had an ozzie Phil at the the family bbq the weekend.

by Waffle the wonder dog May 14, 2018

ozzie

le boi dat like da bbig oofs \_(^&^)_/

u n ozzie?

by Biome of Rec Room March 26, 2019

Ozzie

Someone with a shittier haircut than will's GTA 5 haircut and thinks your mom jokes are funny.

random bystander:"LMAO look at that ozzie over there! what a retard"
Coen:"Almost as bad as YOUR MOM'S!"
Ozzie:"LMAO, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAH, GOOOD ONE!"

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by NIGGA CHEESE GANG May 31, 2020

Ozzie

a literal friggin monkey who climbs trees, and structures without an ounce of struggle. also happens to be an awesome friend.

"whats that up on the massive building?"
"It's Ozzie!"

by theghostofalex February 15, 2022