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Oziel,

The best person you'll ever meet. He is sweet and thoughtful. He is the greatest boyfriend you'll ever have. He will NEVER leave you and he will ALWAYS call you on your bullshit if you are wrong. He is honest and straight forward with you. He will make you a better person, for he is the best person you'll ever have in your life. But don’t get me wrong, he has his moments where he is just very irritating and fucked up but in the end, he is still a very caring person. He doesn’t really like showing emotion but he is secretly sensitive. To the public he is trying to be stone cold but the people who truly know him, know that he is just a big ol softie.
Person: Don’t fuck with oziel man, he got some pretty strong swings.
*oziel thinking to himself* maybe if I get big and muscular enough, I can fool people Into thinking I’m hard
Oziel by (Anonymous)person April 27, 2020
Related Words

Ozzie Giver 

Formerly Indian Giver. Aptly stated in a tweet by @haveabj in response to the Australian reversal of Novak Djokervic's Visa. Basically meaning to offer someone something, give it to them, and take it back. Also Australian Giver.
Hey, you gave me that you Ozzie Giver!
Ozzie Giver by pornstitute January 13, 2022
An Ozzie or (Aussie) is an Australian slang term to name themselves, often used in chants on Australia day "Ozzie ozzie ozzie" "oi oi oi"
where are you from?
im a bloody Ozzie mate!
ozzie by Supa Imo August 1, 2006

Ozziespozzie 

Ozziespozzie is when someone is genuinely so fucking inbred that they shag their dad and their sister(hot).
You are so fucking inbred you Ozziespozzie

Stop shagging your dad you fucking Ozziespozzie
Ozziespozzie by Gregor Burrow September 27, 2018

Ozziecant 

A play on the cunt. Australians pronounce it cant.

The Ozziecant is a cocktail consisting of 1 part Bundaberg Rum, 1 part Northern Territory Tequila and 1 squirt of aboriginal vaginal discharge.
Absolutely shitfaced last night. I was out with the cunts from work and lashed down about 20 Ozziecants.
Ozziecant by Minty burns February 14, 2015
A very short guy who likes to fuck emo girls but he would rather get pocket deuces in poker. Likes shoes but mostly owns fakes and has a good personality
Why Ozzie is gay
Ozzie by Gang gang boi May 15, 2020