Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

by Genitalien August 29, 2020

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Salbito Oyster

When your know-it-all IT guy jizzes in his hand, adds cocktail sauce and extra horse radish, then slurps it down like an oyster.

I invited Sean to dinner, but he said he was going in the alley to have a Salbito Oyster.

by Shoobastank July 22, 2019

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trouser oysters

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

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Excellent New York rock band who have created awesome albums like "Agents Of Fortune", "Fire Of Unknown Origin" and many others. Lead guitar player is the awesome Buck Dharma. Sometimes called the "thinking man's heavy metal band" which I personally think is a bullshit title, as it misrepresents both heavy metal fans, and heavy metal music. Most good heavy metal/hard rock bands create "intelligent" music (early Judas Priest, Black Sabbath etc, and no, I dont consider 80's "hair" metal bands to be representative of what metal stands for). Awesome band nonetheless, and if you dont know they're music, check them out. Listen with an open mind

1. Buck Dharma has a cool website.
2. Eric Bloom is cool
3. Blue Oyster Cult kick serious ass!

by O.G. WILLAKER February 13, 2005

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